Tiddilywank

Tiddilywank, better known as Tiddilywank, gallops across the tall grass, swift like a gazelle. Claiming to have once killed a man purely to see the light die from his eyes, we caught up to Tiddles for an interview.

When questioned about his wherabouts Tiddilywank had this to say; "[W]ell I sorta found this hill and kinda just built a tumor on it and called it a house."

Riveting stuff.

In a further interview we asked about his origins, to which Tiddilywank said, "I'm 17 and," he took a slight pause to admire a sunset, "Well theres just so much about me that the world will never know."

With what little we know, what can be said for sure, is that the cucumbersome Tiddilywank, is a player on Sickland.

BREAKING NEWS! In the sense that this reporter has just broken a glass. Tiddilywank has ventured off to work at camp and is gone all summer long, and unable to play minecraft! Tiddilywank had this to say, "yeah this one time I was trying to buy some redvines at a 7/11 and all they had were twizzlers so i left."